A little humor to start the day!
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[*]Your assassin just wet his pants.
[*]The ancient red dragon you had just been fighting says "Shit! I'm out of here!" and flies away.
[*]The bad guy just laughed evilly, and seven birds fell dead out of the sky.
[*]The DM chuckles, and says "I spent seven hours rolling this guy up".
[*]The bad guy burps, and a human toe flies out of his mouth.
[*]The DM plays a tape of scary organ music, and starts talking like Boris Karloff.
[*]The bad guy is dressed all in black, but has one of those little yellow smiley face buttons (DMs can be sooo sarcastic).
[*]You point your wand of fire at him, and it melts.
[*]The bad guy keeps Elminster in a cage, and occasionally pokes him with a fork.
[*]After the battle, the only Player Character to survive is the one that stayed back in town with the flu.
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